You can find me in da club

So I've been hearing my middle school students talk about going to "da club" on the weekends and what they are going to wear to "da club." Out of pure curiosity, I just had to ask. I pointed out to them that they are 12-13 years old and thus about 8 years away from legally entering "da club". Not to mention, where are we?... oh yea, Palestine, TX! No too many clubs in these here parts :) After further investigation, I have been informed that "da club" is actually simply a birthday party with dancing. Case Closed.