Friends, do not be fooled by the feline kind. I started off feeling sorry for Missy peeing on my couch because I felt it was due to her age. Well, the she can't pull the wool over my eyes twice. Continue to read on as I take you through the last hour and a half that was my life.
8:00 pm: Missy pees on my bathroom floor. I clean it up.
8:20 pm: Missy pees on my bathroom floor...again. I clean it up and run out of paper towels.
8:35 pm: Missy blatantly poops on my living room floor right in front of me. I yell, get out the Resolve and a sponge and start attacking my carpet.
8:40 pm: Missy had been hiding under the coffee table because I had yelled at her after the pooping incident. She hops up on the couch which I assume means she thinks I'm no longer mad.
8:41 pm: Missy gets off the couch and leaves a little pee puddle behind. I yell. I clean.
8:42 pm: I go to put the cleaner up. Meanwhile, Missy gets back on the couch. I come in. She hops off. Pee puddle...again. Apparently she is trying to make a point.
8:43 pm: I throw her off the couch. Yell. Clean. Turn around (which was my mistake)
8:45 pm: I think you can see where this is going. This time she gets on the couch on my side. Since she has been here, Missy sits on her side of the couch, and I sit on mine. So, I walk out, see her sitting on my side. We stare at each other from across the room. I move her off the couch and sure enough folks...pee puddle.
At that point, I lost it. I started crying. I couldn't take it! She was obviously trying to make a point. I cried because I didn't get it. Why would she do this when all I do it give her treats and hold and snuggle with her? I began pacing and felt like I was going crazy. Then, Missy looked at me. I knew what she was thinking. I'm sitting there sobbing and she looks at me with this cheeky grin and I swear she is thinking "I win! I broke the human!" Well, she did win. But I had one more trick up my sleeve. I remembered that I am the human in this situation and I hold the power. So, I put her in the laundry basket and started driving to Casey's house. I am free at last! Free from poopy carpet and free from pee puddles! Casey doesn't know this yet, but when he gets back, he will be moving my pee couch to his place and I will be taking his new leather sofa back to mine. It is safe to say people, Jenna Hill is not and NEVER will be a cat person.
P.S. I still love Missy...I just love her when she is not in my apartment.